This would be an actual spider monky.
So Maddox has croup. YUCK!! His doctor has him on a prescription for steroids for three days. The steroids hype him up and turn him into a fever laden, germ spewing, crazy jumping spider monkey. So I get no sleep at night AND have to chase after my snot-nosed, bouncing child all day with a head cold of my own. Oh the joy. To top it all off, as if he didn't feel crappy enough, Maddox will miss his much anticipated field trip tomorrow morning to Jump n' Bounce. Nothin' but good times here at the McQuary house.